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Статусы для вконтакте про болезнь

болею не болею, а учить проклятые уроки все равно надо!) xD

- Горло болит.... - Простыла что ли? - Неа.... Натёрла!

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Душа поёт, кардиаграмма пляшет...

Болезнь это состояние организма, когда не хочется даже то, что запретил доктор.

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